The Intense Humming of Fun

What higher aim can man attain than conquest over human pain?
Don't be without a bottle of Eno's Fruit Salt.
~ Tuesday, September 30 ~
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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot


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doctor who: moffat era + the worst muse 

(Source: spookyromanovas)

Tags: doctor who CRYING
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badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

(Source: iraffiruse)


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~ Friday, September 26 ~
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we basically need our own comedy show

  • me: YEAH RIGHT IT'S NOT EVEN WARU LEVELS OF WEIRD
  • AND NOT ONCE DOES IT MENTION THE WORD "JIZZ-WAILING"
  • Bungo: IT'S TRUE, THERE IS NO JIZZ IN THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM
  • god kyra i'm so glad you're my sister
Tags: seagodofmagic star wars christmas in the stars
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markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

Tags: mark ruffalo GOD DAMN IT
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jade-cooper:

jade-cooper:

Art by Geoff Hunt marine and cover artist, best known for his covers for C.S. Forester’s “Hornblower” and Patrick O’Brian’s “Master and Commander” novels.

Update:

Some nice gifs of the Master of ships

Tags: geoff hunt gifset hornblower
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~ Thursday, September 25 ~
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  • me: i still don't really like wings haha
  • me: i just haven't made an effort to like them because i figure they're not super healthy for me anyway
  • sister: haha i think you told me to try them in a restaurant once because the phantom fed them to christine in some book
  • and you didn't want to try them
  • me: ...................
  • sister: I HAVE LIKED THEM EVER SINCE
Tags: Phantom of the Opera seagodofmagic this pretty much sums up our entire childhood i am actually laughing so hard i'm crying
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Anonymous said: Dancing Groot. Because why not.

givenclarity:

you weren’t specific so

Tags: groot mcu guardians of the galaxy
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That awkward moment when your high school crush tries to kill your very first celebrity crush on network television

Tags: forever forever abc ioan gruffudd i'm super happy for D for landing that role though!
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~ Wednesday, September 24 ~
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(Source: raybrauer)

Tags: parks and rec
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