The Intense Humming of Fun

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background: sister and I have been proposing a Boston Corbett movie/musical/opera/comic book for years now

  • me: i wonder if boston corbett appears in a post-credits scene [in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter]
  • sister: boston corbett: vampire hunter
  • me: WOULD WATCH
  • sister: that actually fits QUITE WELL with his religious background!
  • me: you know who should play boston corbett, don't you
  • me: BOBBY CARLYLE
  • sister: ......
  • me: THAT IS EXACTLY THE ROLE HE WAS BORN TO PLAY
  • sister: you're right, he's just the right kind of creepy
  • me: AND HE CAN ROCK THE FACIAL HAIR
  • sister: and he has exactly the bad taste to choose a script featuring corbett as a lead
  • me: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MY SCRIPT WILL BE BAD
  • me: but seriously
  • me: "Robert Carlyle plays a religious zealot who hunts down and kills John Wilkes Booth after hacking off his own genitalia with scissors"
  • me: like i'm surprised that hasn't happened already
Tags: robert carlyle boston corbett my sister is better than everyone else in the room
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